(Source: cybergus)

(Source: ligafrankorn)

(Source: peachknees)

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

(Source: neptunain)

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(Source: zoiodlula)

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD